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I have a horrible hulu addiction. I have watched all SNL digital shorts and commercials. I'm half way through the 482 clips. I need rehab, holy crap. I do have to say that I've developed a new celeb crush. The Lonely Island boys. I've had Incredibad in my car for over a week and Jby keeps telling me I need to give it a break before I wear myself out. IMPOSSIBLE! I haven't had a celeb crush for years, ever since my GC days (don't judge me! I never thought they were genius status, just something to obsess over during my 11th grade, lonely independent school days). Okay, that has to be a tmi statement. I'm not one to admit to embarrassing things concerning taste. Scratch that last part.


Taken from my cell:




(almost finished!)


Annnnd, new hair color. Exciting, right? Before & After:




Also, 20 dollar pumps.





Alright, I just want to do the "Friend Complaining," and I'm trying to write it out but, at the moment, it's just become too confusing to explain. Next time. Just, when someone invites you to dinner, to PAY FOR IT, don't fucking complain, K? No, "There's nothing for me to eat here," or "It's so expensive." You sound like an asshole. Also, I mean, is it too much to ask for a goddamn fucking THANK YOU? Three friends and I didn't hear it from a single person. Really.


you can be the port that i park my vessel in.